when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
i swear you can use this gif for anything
“go and do your homework”
“it’s just a TV show”
“he’s like a million years older than you”
(Source: matthewsmiths)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa)
some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
(Source: twisted-sapi0sexual)
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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